she took the dare

daddyblanchett:

when i say “my last two brain cells”; this is Exactly how i picture them

souryellows:

when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

kittyb4e:

xcleanx:

may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

If 2018 was 20gayteen then 2019 is 20biteen I don’t make the rules

cardboardlamb:

girl: come over
me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food
girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone
me:

otherwindow:

Creators: INTRODUCING A BRAND NEW FANTASY WORLD
The world: [Medieval European setting with knights and castles. Elves live in the forest. Dwarves yelling and drinking. Orcs just green and angry. Dragons. Boob armour.]

pelkoja:

oceanicgf:

pelkoja:

oceanicgf:

i think we should all become illiterate 

disagree because that’s how tumblr got popular

i am sorry what the hell are you saying?

i’m saying no one on this site can read

cursedcatimages: